lies
just saw a blackberry commercial in which a guy shows up late to a restaurant where a girl was waiting for a while and when he finally arrives he leans in to kiss her and she’s like fuck no and pushes him away and storms out and he’s left sitting there all I don’t know what to do oh wait let me text her blackberry with my blackberry and he does and she receives the text as she’s walking back home then homeboy comes running out of the restaurant to catch her up and they leap into each others arms and kiss fervently. all this while a fucking god-awful cover of all you need is love (does any other kind even exist?) plays throughout the whole scene and the words DO WHAT YOU LOVE appear at the end. well what if the thing you love left you and doesn’t love you back. what should you do then, omniscient blackberry??!
fml.
